Stress management

If you take a glass filled with water. How heavy is the glass?
Actually, the absolute weight of the glass doesn’t matter. It depends, how long I have to hold it.

If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a roblem.
If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have ache in my arm.
If I hold it for a day, my arm will fell numb and paralyzed.

In each case, the actual weight of the class doesn’t change. But. The longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.

Same is with stresses and worries in life. Think about them for a while and nothing happens.
Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And. If you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.

Remember to put your glass down.

Glass

Nagging

They say, that when woman is nagging – it’s a sign that she cares.
But her silence means she is plotting your death.

I never nag (ok, almost never) and I always give a silent treatment.
Am I a serial killer in the closet?

Ego

Benefits of dating Me:

1. You will be dating Me

…I could go on, but I think I’ve made my point.

That’s right, I said it!

instructions

Men say that women should come with instructions.

What is the point of that?

Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?